You are a fresher at an IIT hostel. Its Holi day. u are afraid u are gonna get raped. u are thinking of an excuse to avoid this in best way possible. U can either escape from the hostel to library, telling everyone that you have taken OATH to NEVER celebrate HOLI and DIWALI. OR, U can go to ur hostel quady with all ur friends and get raped. heres a list of do's and don'ts on HOLI DAY at IIT. first see our first holi at IIT.
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1. apply lot of cold cream or oil all over the body, otherwise u wont be able to get rid of colours for at least 2 days, given the quality of colours they use.
2. dont wear ANYTHING except ur undies. if u wear shirt everyone will circle u and tear apart ur shirt. even wearing shorts can prove dangerous. they will again circle u and leave u like a gangraped chick. u decide what u want.
3. shout generally at everyone except u, letsrape him, lets rape that guy. u will remain safe.
4. if at all u grab eyeballs at ur clean state, everyone will catch u, carry u to the mud pool and kick ur ass properly. this u cant avoid, because the more u run, they will catch u somehow. now after getting all muddy, dont go and take shower. U will get punished for using clean water. n u will get raped again.
5. finally, when every one is finished, then go n take bath for infi time. then there is some chance of removing some of the colour, enough to show ur face.
WELL, WHATEVER U DO, DO ENJOY A LOT.
AND U WILL ENJOY MORE IF U DO DON'TS MORE THAN DO'S.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE PICS OF MY FIRST HOLI AT IIT CHENNAI. U CAN SEE MY RAPED SEMI NAKED IITIAN FRIENDS WITH COLOURED AND UNRECOGNIZABLE FACES.
ME SIGNING OFF.
TATA
